I’m a native Carolinian living in Colorado, thus I quite often find myself thirsty. I prefer warm weather and beach houses. Clearly, my intelligence is advanced, my logic and reasoning far superior.
It is my serious and firm belief that coffee should be scalding hot, burnt umber black, and readily available. I consider good sleep, reggae music, and the color blue to be essentials of life. I can make a truly excellent squished caterpillar face. This is important, as death is very serious. Particularly caterpillar death. My favorite song as a child was Lamont Dozier’s “Cool Me Out” and I still consider it to be one of the best songs ever written.
My Mastiff is impressively flatulent and my Siamese is missing half of his tail. They are seriously awesome creatures – especially now that the dog has gotten over his coprophagia and the cat is no longer morbidly obese.
I’m currently badgering my favorite people to join me on a surf camp adventure, to no avail. I suspect they are not taking me seriously.
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